Monday, January 7, 2008

Anyone Told To Not Take Bath Prior To Iui

SPAM: Enough! DO NOT close the MSN!

(Other dedicated JP, these fundamental thoughts of life, emerging from talks with him)

Disguised in a thousand ways and for different purposes at all (some more, some less), we get the familiar and annoying "spam."
of makes it a good time now, one of the most frequent messages of this type of mail that says "Close Hotmail" and tells of ways, rather than naive.
few days ago, I was, once again, this and the truth, pretty tiring ... but let us read a little something of what he says.

Without any letterhead attempting to formalize the thing in a somewhat rustic reads:
- HOLA SOY MANUEL LEONARDO HUARI PEALOZA THE DIRECTOR OF MSN.

We see that the text does not have anything formal from the outset, it seems that Leonardo is kind of a friend of ours that does not bother to properly make a note ... and all this, who confirms that horn that there Pealoza Huari ?. If we have a little common sense, we realize the deception, but when two days later we get an email almost exactly like that starts saying: "Hi, we are Andy and John, the directors of Messenger." (Andy and John are more confianzudos apparently).

Suppose believe this, the mail continues:
- SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT ENDING MESSENGER.

Our friend Manuel, is dramatic to give news, a family member dies you and tells you as you left counts as the last match of your favorite team or so. But ask forgiveness, that's good, is educated, but: they interrupt?

- THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE Inconsiderate several different accounts. How much

disregard !, Things like that are what make you think the world is to end ... Let me come with theft, kidnappings, wars!.

- WE JUST HAVE NAMES 578 FREE, USE IT FOR MSN AND HOTMAIL WILL COST IN THE SUMMER OF 2008.

try to reason. 99% of people using the Internet has at least a Hotmail account (do not say 100% because the other day I met a person who does not, there are strange people in the world). Every day, every human being starts at the net, get a bill, not to mention unscrupulous people mentioned before, take some more in addition to their part. Long can you imagine 578 bills?. Never opened the mail and Hotmail already finished as we know so far!. To all this, it says accounts but names. This means that all possible combinations of letters and numbers allowed, are busy!, How awful!. More or less what he said Bob Dylan with the music: "Everything is done."
To all this, says that the Apocalypse will be in the summer of 2008, but in the mail from Andy and John, tells us will happen in the summer of 2007. But the mail I received the December 29, 2007, I have no time to mourn the sad news!.

- IF YOU SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 18 DIFFERENT PEOPLE (AT LEAST) on your list, your icon will turn blue, WHICH MEANS THAT IT WILL BE FREE.

I knew something was charitable in the world kept hope. Bill Gates will have mercy on us only if we share the news. But if there are 578 names, we should share?.
And why blue?. Perhaps our icon freezes?, Is a symbolism for the Smurfs?.

- IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME GO TO (www.msn.com) and see for yourself.

not bother to come in, do not say anything about it, obviously. But how many of those who read the mail came before sending?. And the few who came, the English know?. But I swear I did not say anything about the freezing of icons.

- IF YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, BUT THEN IF YOU WANT TO PRESERVE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR CONTACTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE .... MANDALA

I'm a little afraid that part, it sounds threatening. It seems almost a bride who is leaving us if we do what we ask. And we clarified that no joke, so if it must be true ...

Finally, it is hard to believe anyone really serious about these messages, but apparently, there are many that, as more and more often we appear emails with the subject "closes Hotmail" or something.
To all this, I notice, the day it actually happens, we'll find out by ALL the media on earth, including cooking and auto racing programs talk about it, and there will be no chain mails to save you ...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

How To Build Vezon And Fenrakk

TV: Call NOW and buy something that does not serve! (I)

Here in Miami, and throughout the U.S., the day before they went on sale the famous iPhone, as there were queues at many stores to get one. Similar happened since the days of sales last Harry Potter book or the video game Halo 3, but in a much more fun and bizarre, with shows and people dressed as characters from each of the stories.
do not know if it's because too much money or because they lack social life, but there is a consumerist fever, it is well known by everyone. And it is so well known that, that's not what I analyze in this note. This is the kickoff for think of other variants of this voracious consumerism. After all, these "products" play a role, at least entertain. It is also true that there was no need to be first or be 24 hours waiting in line, but everyone does with his time as he pleases. But on the other hand, there are other "products" that one sees in stores or on TV that one was surprised that someone will buy (because if they continue to sell with such enthusiasm, it is because someone decides to buy). Here are some examples:

is true that many people are uncomfortable with the safety belt of the car, but use law (not to mention the benefits it brings). It is seen that someone who this happened, I had a teddy bear in hand, and invented the "Tiddy Bear" or as others call it "Titty Bear", or a stuffed degenerate. Please believe me, here the infomercial:

If you're not a millionaire, you do not want really, because as people Bippie (as hippie but b) is as easy as sending a text message!. Here you tell how to do to have mansions, imported cars and all the fortune that you sing!:


(I can say is about the Egyptian Sphinx which is?)

What comes next is no waste, a Brazilian advertising the 80: Anemokol, vitamin century ... It has everything, even a dwarf. Do not know how to describe it, look!, Look !!!!!:



Among these ads, or something, there happened to be a classic, almost cult in Argentina: Rejuvensex. I think with that name does not have to clarify it too deque. Who does not ever heard the phrase "Not again said"?. Someone took the time to upload it to youtube, miss.

Nothing more useful than a straight dog ... (WTF?!)
not let me put the video here, but I leave the link ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9d33dYM1Vk

If I found something more useful ... a pen that becomes a fishing rod!. The height of not knowing who invent ...


Finally, there's everything for now, I'm tired of looking (and laughing). Soon, it is very likely to be a second installment of this ... there is so much material worth.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Broken Capillaries On Breats

TV: "Knowing" is not fun

decades ago on TV there were several proposals that had to do with the public. Our parents (Argentina) recall even cycles as Odol Question "and we have images in our memory" Planting Time ", this by naming two programs trying to explore in some depth in the knowledge of a participant, either about Greek mythology, soccer, music or technology aero - space. There was also another waterfall question and answer programs, more general, so to speak, but "light", but they also had to do with reward knowledge. The guy who knows gets the money or the blender.
not have to be a great analyst to realize that once these formats were hits on the rating sheets, because they accumulate in the television schedules and no channel lacked a program. Even in some cases was the star of programming in prime time.
Over time, this type of transmission began to disappear gradually, to be absent from the screens, I dare say, worldwide. There were only some scraps. Give two examples of the TV Argent.
In "The Last Passenger," students answer questions at a time (with multiple choice, do not press so much), but the same program where another focuses on games based on visual memory, get the clothes to the pretty girls of staff and ending with the shower, so (by the way men make a stand on the safe read, women and forgiveness, I just want to graph):



On the other hand, the program Susana Gimenez each section is well-known "Unbeatable", which is fine, people are showing a lot of culture, but within the same show is another piece dedicated to the "Labyrinth of Dogs" (If anyone ever saw him, yes, put dogs through a maze, as is.)
The concept of "Program entertainment ", no doubt, changed a lot. I remember recently, in primetime to one of the main channels (Telefe), led by one of the highest-paid entertainers in the country as Julian Weich, a program was based on the participant will guess that post had white lights without running into the red. An hour and a half "that." Awards basically holed carom.
Not to mention that you are asked to send an SMS and start answering questions. Again, thanks to the company that lent me the phone service was falling (but is priceless), took the opportunity to participate in one of them, led by Nico Repetto irregular. Never forget I asked "In which continent is Australia?" and the options were "a) Europe, b) Africa c) Asia." Stunned at the inability to say the correct answer (for those who do not know is Oceania), I played for the "c" to see what happened. Seconds later I get a message saying: "Right!". Draw your own conclusions.
Someone, after reading this could tell me that people today are less intelligent or more ignorant than it was years ago. I would not dare to draw such a conclusion, but if I dare say that the massive public these days not amused knowledge, "know" stop being entertaining. Today they prefer other things, that require less attention, be able to do something else while watching TV, or directly, not thinking. TV as an escape from reality perhaps. And neither is wrong, well, history is cyclical say, maybe in a few years, Pancho Ibáñez stop doing commercials for milk and yogurt, and then ask questions on Channel 13.