Monday, January 7, 2008

Anyone Told To Not Take Bath Prior To Iui

SPAM: Enough! DO NOT close the MSN!

(Other dedicated JP, these fundamental thoughts of life, emerging from talks with him)

Disguised in a thousand ways and for different purposes at all (some more, some less), we get the familiar and annoying "spam."
of makes it a good time now, one of the most frequent messages of this type of mail that says "Close Hotmail" and tells of ways, rather than naive.
few days ago, I was, once again, this and the truth, pretty tiring ... but let us read a little something of what he says.

Without any letterhead attempting to formalize the thing in a somewhat rustic reads:
- HOLA SOY MANUEL LEONARDO HUARI PEALOZA THE DIRECTOR OF MSN.

We see that the text does not have anything formal from the outset, it seems that Leonardo is kind of a friend of ours that does not bother to properly make a note ... and all this, who confirms that horn that there Pealoza Huari ?. If we have a little common sense, we realize the deception, but when two days later we get an email almost exactly like that starts saying: "Hi, we are Andy and John, the directors of Messenger." (Andy and John are more confianzudos apparently).

Suppose believe this, the mail continues:
- SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT ENDING MESSENGER.

Our friend Manuel, is dramatic to give news, a family member dies you and tells you as you left counts as the last match of your favorite team or so. But ask forgiveness, that's good, is educated, but: they interrupt?

- THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE Inconsiderate several different accounts. How much

disregard !, Things like that are what make you think the world is to end ... Let me come with theft, kidnappings, wars!.

- WE JUST HAVE NAMES 578 FREE, USE IT FOR MSN AND HOTMAIL WILL COST IN THE SUMMER OF 2008.

try to reason. 99% of people using the Internet has at least a Hotmail account (do not say 100% because the other day I met a person who does not, there are strange people in the world). Every day, every human being starts at the net, get a bill, not to mention unscrupulous people mentioned before, take some more in addition to their part. Long can you imagine 578 bills?. Never opened the mail and Hotmail already finished as we know so far!. To all this, it says accounts but names. This means that all possible combinations of letters and numbers allowed, are busy!, How awful!. More or less what he said Bob Dylan with the music: "Everything is done."
To all this, says that the Apocalypse will be in the summer of 2008, but in the mail from Andy and John, tells us will happen in the summer of 2007. But the mail I received the December 29, 2007, I have no time to mourn the sad news!.

- IF YOU SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 18 DIFFERENT PEOPLE (AT LEAST) on your list, your icon will turn blue, WHICH MEANS THAT IT WILL BE FREE.

I knew something was charitable in the world kept hope. Bill Gates will have mercy on us only if we share the news. But if there are 578 names, we should share?.
And why blue?. Perhaps our icon freezes?, Is a symbolism for the Smurfs?.

- IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME GO TO (www.msn.com) and see for yourself.

not bother to come in, do not say anything about it, obviously. But how many of those who read the mail came before sending?. And the few who came, the English know?. But I swear I did not say anything about the freezing of icons.

- IF YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, BUT THEN IF YOU WANT TO PRESERVE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR CONTACTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE .... MANDALA

I'm a little afraid that part, it sounds threatening. It seems almost a bride who is leaving us if we do what we ask. And we clarified that no joke, so if it must be true ...

Finally, it is hard to believe anyone really serious about these messages, but apparently, there are many that, as more and more often we appear emails with the subject "closes Hotmail" or something.
To all this, I notice, the day it actually happens, we'll find out by ALL the media on earth, including cooking and auto racing programs talk about it, and there will be no chain mails to save you ...

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