Sunday, March 2, 2008

What Were The Symptoms Of The Bubonic Plague

"Society of control" (or "prohibiting anything" or "damn chair)

As many who can get to read this know, I'm living some time in the U.S., Miami more precisely. Also most people know, calling in one way or another, this country is "The Society of Control", or rather, the Override. Looking for anything to escape them, and you'll instill a fear important to follow the rules. And this has been happening for generations, hence the people and the "tame" and a half that controls alone, but for this to keep it cool, as is creating more rules, more ridiculous they are, only to have someone to enforce them, and many others comply.
On the one hand, in the newspapers or news we see the great consequences that this brings, but in turn, also brings in more small things of everyday life, like the example I'll discuss in this article.
As 99% of people living in condominiums, we have chairs on our balcony. Some time ago we had some green ones, but we got two nice chairs color "crema" or "bone", and decided to change them. One of the green chairs, we had no where to put the left where was, at the balcony, as well, so instead of two, three people could take the warm air of the city of the sun from the fourth floor.
Well, several days after we receive notice of the managers of the condominium, making an order which to this day still causes us grace: "Please remove the green chair / single color." Yes, you read that right, forbid us to have two different colored chairs on the balcony. For example, if you like football and is a fan of Boca Juniors, can not express their bigotry by putting a blue and yellow chair on your balcony, is a serious error ...
Then the detailed scan and intimidating warning , please clickeenlo and read it, because it is a must ... (Of course, erase all data from address and name of the people who send this, so they spend less shame).



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be distinguished and the most delicious, but it seems that from the outset, we are far from the amount noted that ... spelling errors in this ad?. It's incredible. "Major", "attrativos", "PURPOSE", "semes" instead of weeks, and many others ... that is, take the time to review each of the balconies of the condo (and believe me are very many), but not to correct your spelling. Check if checked, no. Of course, this is accompanied by a picture (as if they knew my balcony), who seems taken with Google Earth's satellite. And gives a little scary to feel like an observer.
Finally, if we wanted to live here, we had to take the chair, so we did.
few days later, for reasons that are irrelevant, we took a white chair on the balcony, thinking that "White" and "West" are not equal, but that would not be problems because of their similarity.
obviously we were wrong, and that's how we got a second notice, asking to remove the white chair in this case ... more and more incredible.








is true that if you live somewhere you have to accept the rules of it, not my intention to deny this, would like to get to play football, take it with hand half court and then complain about it. But of all the people I know, most mentally healthy, understand that this rule does not make much sense. Turning to football, is like trying to collect a player has bad breath or something.
For these days, we are analyzing not put more seats in any room of the house is not as comfortable, but it is the best way to comply with rules ... Hail ...

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